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People,
Here are some famous Break-up Lines…
Does some of these lines ring a bell?
Nagamit nyo na ba to o Ginamit senyo… HAHAHA…

Has anyone ever dumped you before?
Well… here are some of the most obvious,
insensitive and often over used break up
lines…

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1. "I just realized that I don’t want to be
touched."
–> duh?!

2. "I’m confused and I need some time out to
find myself!!!"
–> Eto flashlight, go look for yourself!

3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
–> Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin
ulit no?! Bakit? anong oras ba
dapat?! alas-otso?????

4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo.
You deserve someone
better. That’s not me."
–> Bakit sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng YAYA????

5. "Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry."
–> Eh ako ba lasing? Sino nagsabi
sa iyo na manligaw ka ng
lasing!
6. "We are too different from each other."
–> Bakit anong klaseng ANIMAL ka??

True lies and true lines:

7. "We have to meet other people to see what
it’s like to be with someone else. I’m giving
you that choice. if you come back to me, we’ll
both be better from having chosen freely."
–> HoY! mga palusot mo! break kung ayaw mo
na…dami mo pang satsat eh!

8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we’re both
ready. When we don’t care about the odds. Kung
tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di ba?"
–> tataguan na kita! kala mo
magpapahanap ako!!

9. "I really think that we should break
up." "Why?" "Because I don’t
know if I still love you."
–>Tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba.
Olrayt sa okei!

10. "I just realized I haven’t had time to walk
my dog…"
–> O cge! lakad mo na rin buong pamilya mo!
magsama kayo ng aso mo!

11. "It’s not you, it’s me…
–>Buti alam mo

12. "Talagang kapatid/kaibigan lang ang turing
ko sa ‘yo, e. Let’s keep it that way."
–>ganun mo pala ituring ang kapatid/kaibigan
mo… tsk… tsk…

13. "we are not growing anymore."
–>nakalimutan ko nasa talampakan pala ang utak
mo

14. "I don’t have feelings for you anymore."
–>Wala ka kcng puso!

15. "i need space…"
–>dun ka sa OUTER SPACE!

16. "Mahahanap mo rin ang para sa iyo. Good luck
na lang."
–>Magtago kang mabuti ha, ayaw na kitang makita

17. "We don’t fit in together."
–>yeah yeah right!

18. "sorry kisses, di ka gusto ng mama ko"
–>di ko rin gus2 nanay mo!

19. "Sorry, I just realized mas gusto ko sa
lalake "
–>eh di umamin ka rin!

20. "let’s call it QUITS! "
–>QUITS mo mukha mo!

21. "Pupunta na ako sa America and I won’t come
back. Don’t follow me there, please."
–>Bat sa AMerica? bat di na lng sa IRAQ?

22. " Na Realize ko mahal ko papala Ex ko "
–>Cnong Ex?? May pumatol pa pala sayo?!?!?!?!

23. " Masyado kang Bata "
–>Mamasan pala ang gusto mo

24. " Kung talagang tayo kahit saang sulok ng
mundo magtatagpo tayo"
–>Hinding hindi na tayo magtatagpo

25. "it was not meant to be … so honey i am
setting you free to look for your destiny"
–>may pa-destiny destiny ka pang nalalaman…

26. "our time together was beautiful … but i
realized that there are still things i like to
discover so …."
–>Ikaw ba c Magellan???

27. "you are too immature for me…"
–>OO na, MAMASAN nga ang gus2 mo eh

28. "It seems that we are not compatible with
each other."
–>nde nga, TAO ako, HAYUP ka!

29. "Tama na. Ayoko na. "
–>Eh di WAG!!!!

30. " i’ve decided to move on with my life… "
–> go on, basta wag ka ng magpapakita

31. "DI NA KITA MAHAL?"
–> whatever